Please Welcome to the Stage

This is one of the worst videos of the day….or even the year so far…but people are loving it.

Not only is it shot vertical, but it’s got a girl mocking Taylor Swift’s famous friends she announces to her stage, that is just was too “pop” culture irreverence that I’d have to be drunk or high to watch…

It’s like a reference to everything from Elizabeth Smart, EVE from Adam and Eve….to other things from the 90s…and other shit…

I guess what it comes down to – everyone hates Taylor Swift, but not as much as I hate this girl